"Steve, you should brush your teeth and wash your shin...its gonna be a good night!" _-_ Dave

"If i'm ever falling off more than a 50 story building to my death, i'm definitely gonna gunnie right before i hit the ground.... wouldn't you?" Steve

"I've had 4 concussions, I was ignant on the recess field" - Zilla

"We should all just die and go to Finland" - Wyble

"The only girls who are dumb are the ones without beards" - Skierman

"I want to jump off the roof onto my head" - Wyble

"I want an alligator on a stick" - Dumpster Child

"Sounds like you're from Hogwarts" -Tim
"Perhaps I am" -Wyble

"It's only been 5 minutes since we ordered" -Wyble
"No Way" -Tom

"Wait, Billy Mayes is dead!?! When??" -wallisch

"If he sees us making out hes gonna punch us both in the face!" -Anonymous

"I think they're pretty good.... like spancored and shit" -Our Frat Boy Neighbors

"After everyone went to sleep I was up for like 3 hours in my room playing Solitaire, listening to Taylor Swift" - Davish

"Goblin, your legs look green" - Wyble "What?... O wait, that's because they're blue" - Goblin

"Both of you know I am good at blowing... right?" -Cathy

"Good tan dick"

"So lets make an banana split ill bring the two scoopes of ice cream and the cherry and you can bring the banana and the nuts"

"Fuck off. Night"

"You're kinda a manwhore"

"You're a fucking crab you crab lol"

"Ffghhkgr"

Nov 1st: 458: Four Hundred and Fifty Eight I.E. Four Hundred and Fifty Eight gunnies were taken this Gunnie Season. Good season team!

September 18th: 83: Eighty three I.E. Eighty three minutes past midnight we went to Norm's house to have fun

September 17th: 3: Three I.E. Now that Tom, Henrik, AJ, Zilla and Dave are at IF3 there are only three of us left in Salt Lake

September 16th: 2: Two I.E. Our borrowed tandem bike carriers two people and is the best thing ever

September 15th: 17: Seventeen I.E. There are seventeen individual buttons on my phone, luckily two of them don't work

September 14th: 73: Seventy Three I.E. There are seventy three minutes until Tom and I ride the tandem bike home

September 13th: 4 1/4: Four an One Quarter I.E. On an average day Dave eats four and one quarter pound of ham

September 12th: 934: Nine hundred and thirty four I.E. I asked a lovely swan to kindly kiss me nine hundred and thirty four times.

September 11th: 7: Seven I.E. In 6th grade, I wore the number Seven jersey on my soccer team.

September 10th: 20: Twenty I.E. Nine plus eleven equals twenty.

September 9th: 3: Three I.E. If I had three childs that look the same they would be called triplets.

September 8th: 28: Twenty-eight I.E. Surprisingly, 28 is divisible by seven

September 7th: 76: Seventy-six I.E. There are 76 eggs in the fridge

September 6th: 19: nineteen

Stay tuned for tommorow's exciting number.